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. By Heidi Raschke Living Arts Editor. Here are some examples of funny business toasts to give you an idea of what toasting should be like in formal occasions. Funny New Years Toasts To the holidays all 365 of them Heres to those whove seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and cant tell the difference An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. Unknown Heres to a long life.

These funny New Years quotes will do the trick. Funny New Year Messages May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions. How you elect to spend New Years Eve will depend on your. Funny Business Toasts.

How did Prince celebrate the new millennium. The Funniest New Year Messages. Whats the worst part of jogging on New Years Eve. Wishing you successful 12 months Joyful 52 weeks lovely 365 days memorable 8760 hours blessings of 525600 minutes and happiest 31536000 seconds.

May the skin of your bum never cover a drum. Funny Toasts Cheers My Dears. Naturally they have quite a few that are just right for New Years Eve. I wish for you a holiday With happiness galore.

Alcohol may be mans worst enemy but the Bible says love your enemy. What do cows say on Jan. Middle age is when youre forced to Bill Vaughan Heres to those whove seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and cant tell the difference He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool FM.

May we be in heaven half an. Wishing you 12 Months of success 52 weeks of laughter 365 days of fun 8760 hours of joy 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000. And when its done I wish you Happy New Year and many more. A quick death and an easy one.

Heres health to those I love and wealth to those who love me. My Happy New Year wish for you Is for your best year yet A year where life is peaceful And what you want you get. Feel free to use and make your own. If its good its wonderful.

Another year is dawning. Funny New Years Toasts Volanthevist Youth is when youre allowed to stay up late on New Years Eve. Whether you want to make your guests laugh or keep them on their toes inspire them or simply wish them well you can be the toast host with the most. Threshold of pain - Joseph Connolly.

Share your joy with these funny New Year messages. Funny toasts for drinking 11 He who goes to bed and goes to bed mellow Lives as he ought to And leaves an honest fellow. Unknown To a Happy Life May your neighbors respect you trouble neglect you the angels protect you and heaven accept you. He partied like it was 1999.

Remaining levels of optimism 3. Leave your own New Years humor or feedback in the Comments box. If its bad its experience. Get high on jokes and you wont get a hangover.

The Ultimate List of Funny New Year Wishes. Funny New Years Toasts For a clever or lighthearted New Years Eve toast select a salutation that will amuse and delight your guests. To those who have seen us at our best and at our worst and still cant. These quotes each include a joke perfect for your New Years festivities.

The Funniest New Year Messages. A New Years toast to love and laughter and happily ever after. A pessimist stays up to. All I wish to get drunk and dance with you all night long on this 31st night Happy New Year.

May the new year help to make us old. May we all be alive at this same time next year May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future Heres to a long life and a merry one. Funny New Years Toasts To the holidays all 365 of them Heres to those whove seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and cant tell. What is corns favorite holiday.

Dance like nobodys watching 20. New Year jokes and funny quotes - drop the ball and raise a toast. May luck be your friend in whatever you do and may trouble be always a stranger to you Irish Blessing May good and faithful friends be yours wherever you may roam Irish Blessing Inspirational toasts Be always at war with your vices at peace with your neighbors and let each new year find you a better man. A year in which you cherish The past years memories And live your life each new day Full of bright expectancies.

Heres to those who wish us well All the rest can go to h. If you cant change it change your attitude. 12 Heres to a long life and a merry one A quick ending and a happy one A good girl and a pretty one A cold bottle and another one. The ice falling out of your drink.

Ring in the new year with these delightful thoughtful and funny toasts. More New Year Messages. You may not be as wise as an owl but youre always a hoot. Make it a comical celebration.

New Years can be a stressful time of year for many but thats nothing a little humor cant fix. Funny Irish Blessings For New Year May the Good Lord take a liking to you but not too soon May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close his fist too tight. Funny New Year Quotes Group 1. Work like you dont need the money.

Stir the eggnog lift the toddy Happy New Year everybody Welcome be ye that are here Welcome all and make good cheer Welcome all another year Heres a toast to the future a toast to the past and a toast to our friends far and near Out with the old in with the new cheers to the future and all that we do. New Years Steve. Heres looking at you although heaven knows it takes all of my efforts. If you dont like something change it.

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